Student & Exam SMS

1. What is B.E?8 semesters80GB syllabus80MB we study80KB v remembr80bytes v answr BINARY marks we get,The degree finally we get isB.E.! Brain Empty
2. Exams de pavan mauke par arz kita hai, Padhna likhna tyaag de mitra, Nakal ke rakhna aas, Chak rajai so ja beta, rab karega pass! Bolo parchi wale baba ki...Jai 
3. Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete
4. BOY-UtaroGRL-Muje dar lagta haiB-Me hu na utaroG-Nhi koi dekh legaB-koi nhi dekh rha utaroG-par.B-nakal karne me aise sharmaogi to exam me fail ho jaogi  
5. Exams de pavan mauke par arz kita hai, Padhna likhna tyaag de mitra, Nakal ke rakhna aas, Chak rajai so ja beta, rab karega pass! Bolo parchi wale baba ki...Jai  
6. Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete 
7. Fact of clasroom-Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikale TO SAMAJ LO KI TARAKKI KAR RAHE HO.Kyunki usse dar hai k tum usse jyada jante ho...!!!Always Be +ve. 
8. Dillagi abhi na karo dard hi paoge,Bit gaya waqt to yad karke rote hi jaoge,Karna hi h to padhayi karo,Exam me kya mere sms likhkar aoge.
9. What is B.E?8 semesters80GB syllabus80MB we study80KB v remembr80bytes v answrBINARY marks we get,The degree finally we get isB.E.! Brain Empty   
10. Life of studnt:purse hai,paise nahi lecture hai,attendance nahi mobile hai,balance nahi frnds hai,gf nahi EXAM Hai,TENSION NAHI PADHNA HAI PAR MOOD NAHI  
11. Great students like us work on d principle of Rocket...not b'coz dat we aim 2 sky.but b'coz we don't start studying until our tail is fired on!!
12. Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked!
13.  Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai  
14. Education is incomplete without 5 B'sB-BikesB-BeersB-BabesB-Bunksand the most importantB-Backlogs !!  
15. Aasu ajate hai ankhon me rone se pehle,Har kwab tut jata hai sone se pehle!Kya hai medical ye to samjh gaye,Kash koi rok leta Admsion hone se pehle
16. Keh do un padhne walo se..kabhi hum bhi padha karte the..Jitna syllabus padh kar wo top karte hain..Utna to hum chhod diya karte the.. 
17. Baap: Beta is bar tujhe exam me90% lana haiBeta: Nai dad mai is bar 100% launga.Baap: kyon mazak kar rahe ho?Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha?
18. Jane kahan the aur kahan aa gye, duniya mein ban kar mehmaan aa gye. abhi to kitab kholi bhi nhi thi, aur jaane kahan se phir ye exams aa gye.
19. Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...................I wonder why it is wasted on us
20. 1stLine always 2b writtn in exams"all d answers writtn below r imaginry n wrk of pure fiction.Any resmblance is unintentionl n purely co-incidental"